If samus can wear booty shorts then I want everyone to have booty shorts Booty equality

dream-team-bros:

supersmashbrospics:

Kirby in booty shorts is literally just a pair of booty shorts.

image

itseasytoremember:

ashiibaka:

Science.

walk a mile in these louboutins

itseasytoremember:

ashiibaka:

Science.

walk a mile in these louboutins

charlottelabouff:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

charlottelabouff:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

dragondicks:

fun games I like to play in public to stop myself stessing out from anxiety: secretly assign fursonas to strangers around you

u. Ever forget how fucked up you are and then you see something fucked up and it just rushes back at me like OH my GOD i am SO fucked up

character: hi im a sweet innocent cloud cuckoolander who loves everything nice and sweet and im a total ditz whos happy about anything and hoo boy look at me i'm cute
me: i want that one
character: hi im an amoral fucked-up asshole that is continually further spiraling into my own cynicism who has little to no regard for things or people outside of what i deem important
me: i want that one

circle my asshole this blue dot is smarter than a prep school valedictorian

apnnnk:

笑顔が~素敵な~しろい~からす~~

this was tagged as haikyuu. its a sports anime. you have me looking at this pasty pale skinny lanky-ass anime boy with white silver hair high tops and fucking wings and expect me to believe its from some basketball dunking shit? nah bruh. thats kaworu nagisa. i cant explain how but its kaworu nagisa and its bullshit

worst fears: seeing a giant-ass spider and getting a cataplextic attack from fear and fALLING TOWARDS THE GROUND WHERE THE SPIDER IS

hestmord:

haha. “accidentally”. look at this horseshit. science isnt ready for Gay Bugs

hestmord:

haha. “accidentally”. look at this horseshit. science isnt ready for Gay Bugs

THATS ME

IM TRASH

THATS ME

IM TRASH

recapitation more like YEYEYHAHEHEYEYYEYEEYHRHEHAH NOW THATS WHta iM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BAHABIBAWHIT

me looking at a ship: jesus, that's the most disgusting and demented pairing possible. what's wrong with you people.
me looking at the same ship: ... otp. searches for porn fanart on pixiv.